..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
sex in a hospital.. check
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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