I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
whose parrot is this?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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