chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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