i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
