I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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