All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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