why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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