Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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