That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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