I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Shame is for Republicans.
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