you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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