Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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