Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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