You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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