2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Alive.
So much puke
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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