You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
