her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Alive.
So much puke
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
