I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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