my mouth tastes like poor choices
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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