it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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