My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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