He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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