i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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