Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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