it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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