How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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