i don't like sucking hair
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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