You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I party with great urgency now.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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