My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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