do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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