I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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