I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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