I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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