I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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