It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I got her a Nickelback box set.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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