white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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