Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I need water and some morals
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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