That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the condom got lost in my hair
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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