i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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