Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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