Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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