So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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