i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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