Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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