i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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