i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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