So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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