i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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