please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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