He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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