you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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