Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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