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(916): View more from California

I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night

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(917): View more from New York City

and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.

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(626): View more from California

Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again

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(949): View more from California

I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?

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(720): View more from Colorado

As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I think drunk me is trying to kill me.

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