you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize