How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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