i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
